Fifth Grade
Dan (to me): Can you type up our play for us?
Me: Absolutely not.
Dan: …What if you were friends with George?
Deborah: Who’s George?
Dan: (slyly) …On the dollar bill…
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Kindergarden
Abby: I want to go to Tennessee!
Me: What’s in Tennessee?
Abby: (Matter-of-Factly) Bears.
Later…
Me: (Holds up a picture of what is obviously a desert.) Who can tell me what this is a picture of? Yes, Aneesh?
Aneesh: The African Savannah!
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